Uh. Hey there. Been a little distracted lately. Life, holidays. You know the drill. Then also having no idea where to jump back in on this whole blogging thing. So! A memetastic Girl Talk Thursday topic to get me to jump back in the saddle, step away from the online Scrabble (PLAY ME), and issue a gigantic I DON’T GET IT to the internet.
The goal this week is to make a list of five celebrities people generally think are hot, but do NOT set my ladyparts ablaze. It’s pretty much the opposite of that other list of five we did.
1. Number one on this list is simple, simple, simple. And will also probably get me banned from the internet or existence or at least from WOMEN, but I just need to know there are others out there like me who do not find this dude attractive.
I’m sorry, but. I JUST DO NOT GET IT. He looks … unclean. And has a girly face. And just. I don’t know. But I canNOT be the only one, oh no I cannot.
2. A lot of this one isn’t so much on the dude as it is on the character he plays. And Dr. Karev is a complete TOOL, pure and simple. Cocky. Arrogant. Bah.
But, beyond all that? He’s just … greasy, or something. I don’t know. I much preferred George. MOPEFACE.
3. Don’t get me wrong — I think he’s a fantastic actor, but I have just never gotten the sort of tingle from him that he seems to arouse in others.
And again with the GREASY. Can we get these folks some blotting paper?
4. No, not even as Legolas. Certainly not as Will Turner.
5. I have to admit — I have no honest basis for this one. I just really want to punch him in the face if he’s on my television.
Just … look at him. I can’t really tell what it is, but I’m pretty sure, years from now, the world will find out he’s been holding pet gerbils for ransom or stealing change from the bottom of your grandma’s purse.
So. Agree? Disagree? Who are the celebrities that make you go HMMM?